jus another entryyy….
17 Jul 2006 14 Comments
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Cool sentence formation message: The person who invented this sentence is either a Vocabulary GENIUS or is absolutely JOBLESS.
Why? You’ll soon find out !!! Read the sentence below carefully… This is a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long. e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on
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Resume
27 Jun 2006 8 Comments
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Ohhh… "twik twik".. hu hu… ah.. so here m all awake from my dream :p hehehe….. Hope everyonez fine… jus aaaaaaaas good as Saurabh hehhe Hmmm colejz fine..was damn sleeeeepy…. eagerly waiting for my teacher to get going:p .baki everything is pretty gud |
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*touchwood* 
2 Nunzzz
13 Jun 2006 5 Comments
There were two nuns..
One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM) ,
and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL) .
It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.
SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
The past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.
SL: It’s logical. He wants to rape us.
SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?
SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.
SM: It’s not working.
SL: Of course it’s not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.
SM : So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I’ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
Then Sister Logical arrives.
SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!
SL : The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn’t follow us both, so he followed me
SM : Yes, yes! But what happened then?
SL : The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.
SM : And?
SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.
SM : Oh, dear! What did you do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.
SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?
SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.
SM: Oh, no! What happened then?
SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than man
with his pants down. 
And for those of you who thought it would be dirty,
eat your heart out hahahahaha
Woviiiiiiiiiiii
10 Jun 2006 12 Comments
Mohhabatein in coding
28 May 2006 7 Comments
Mohhabatein in coding
Ek Trainee tha anjana sa……….
coding karne se woh darta tha……
Copy paste karke, idhar udhar se…………..
pooch ke coding kiya karta tha………
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Choree choree…….. chupke chupke……….
discussions mein soya karta tha… 
Jab delivery honee hotee thee
raat raat bhar jagta tha… 
Kuch aata nahee tha usko…………
jane kaise deliver karta tha….…….
Jab bhee milta tha kisee doosre developer se,
unse poocha karta tha…
Coding kaisee hotee hai,………………
yeh coding kaisee hotee hai ………
..?
Aur voh developers
bas yahee kah paate the…..
"Ankhe khulee ho ya ho band
deedar code ka hota hai…
kaise kahoo mai o yaro yeh code
kaise hota hai…..
tururururururururu ru ru ru ru ru…."
"Kya hai yeh jadoo hai koyee code jo chal jata hai,
fix karke bugs hazaro deliver ho jata hai…"
"Door kahee onsite per hote hai yeh sare faisle,
kaun jane koyee bug kab kaise kaha mile,
jiske naseeb mein ho likha
acceptance useeka hota hai…
kaise kahoon mai o yara yeh code
kaise chalta hai…
tururururururururu ru………………..
…
Discoveries That Men And Women Made
06 May 2006 6 Comments
The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT,
The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP
The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS,
The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.
The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.
The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things…
While the women STUCK to shopping.
Art of letterz..lol..
24 Apr 2006 15 Comments
Hi all,
Learn how to write leave letters from the following examples:
This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India …
And if at all u hv read this earlier..feel da pleasure of reading it again…
1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
"as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days.."
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave.."
4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
6. An incident of a leave letter
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
9. Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith…"
10. Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…"
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
12. Letter writing: –
"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."
13. A candidate’s job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both (!!)For the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post…
>>-*-*tOtAl sIgNs Of FlIrTiNg*-*-<<
25 Mar 2006 18 Comments
No matter this being an old one but worth reading:p
*~*Guys*~*
1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.
3. She flips her hair when she’s talking to you.
4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
5. She says, "No, I’m not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face
6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested.
7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.
8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
9. You catch her staring at you.
10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.
11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
12. She knows your phone number and address.
13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible
*~*Girls*~*
1. He stares at you a lot.
2. He hits you a lot. (just play hitting )
3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a conversation with you
4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she picked you up from school.
5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away Bride" with you cuz you
couldn’t get another girl pal to go and didn’t want to go alone.
6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever you two talk.
8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort sometimes. Which makes you
laugh even harder.
12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation.
13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
Letterz 4m kiddoz to God… hehe
13 Mar 2006 19 Comments
An old one but worth reading again 
These are actual letters that kids have written to God.
Dear God… Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God… Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God… I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God… Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God… It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but hope you will not hurt him anyway.
Dear God… Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God… If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer because I hate her.
Dear God… I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God… I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God… I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God… Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God… If you watch me in church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God… I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God… I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Yet another good one
08 Mar 2006 3 Comments
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a
meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp.
They rub the lamp and a ghost appears. The ghost says, "Normally, one is
granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted, I want the first wish. I want to be
in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries.
"Pfufffff, and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in
Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails.
"Pfufffff, and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said," I want these two idiots back in the office
after lunch at 12.35pm"
Moral : "Always allow the boss to speak first"
